Skruvar, snö och bögar

Snart flyger jag till hemlandet. Yippie! Och ännu snarare ska jag soooova. Sömn är klart underskattat. Särskilt på äldre dar. Numera blir jag helt kass om jag inte får sova och helst mer än sex timmar. Det är svindlande vackert utanför mitt fönster. Kristallvitt och mycket kallt. Stora flingor föll hela kvällen men nu är det natt och alla sover. Utom jag. Hittade det här nedan via Mickey. Det snackas mycket om gay marriage hör i staterna. I alla fall på TV. Har förresten köpt min första stora powertool, en Black & Decker skruvdragare/borr. Cool är den och jag känner mig lite mer vuxen genast.

Top Ten Reasons to Make Gay Marriage Illegal

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.